AISubs v3.7
I don't like Toukai's...
I don't like...
I don't like Toukai's attitude!
Everyone, have you seen the comments section of my YouTube videos?
Everyone writes their impressions of my videos and such.
Recently, this has been terrible.
"Toukai Oyama is YouTube's last hope" or
One thing that's unique and most interesting
That's really common, isn't it?
You guys think it's fine, don't you?
Speaking of which, don't you think it's normal?
Those of you who don't know how to laugh like Toukai Oyama
have a sense of humor for saying that you don't have a sense of humor, don't you think?
But it's fun in a way.
Stop it.
But it's kind of hard for me to get comments like that.
Yeah.
If we're praised like this and we feel embarrassed like this,
it's better for us to make more money.
That's right.
People who like Tetra Moto, make more money
People who like Shimei Noto, make more money
There's more cuteness in that way.
So this time,
in order for us to regain our flow of making more money again,
we're going to make more money with goods.
I think we need a sense of humor in order to make more money with goods.
That's true.
Most of the comments we get from people who get a lot of goods are funny
or content that many people can relate to.
So we're going to make content that has confidence in it.
Confidence in it
You're making it sound like this.
Confidence in it
Isn't it too much?
We're going to make you feel confident in it.
This time, we're going to make a completely different kind of content than the three of you.
We're going to compete with the number of goods we got 24 hours after we uploaded the video.
Oh, by the way, this time we're going to eat dinner for the price of the number of goods we earned.
For example, if we got 200 goods...
Well, we could eat two rice balls.
Ah!
But most of the comments we get in this video...
Most of the comments we get in this video
The average number of comments is between 1,500 and 2,000.
There's about 1,500 comments, and there's only about one comment that corresponds to a dinner table.
So we can't reach 1/1,500.
All right!
Let's start earning goods!
Thank you for your hard work.
Finally, the Good Earnings Championship is over and we're going to start judging now,
but thank you for all of your comments!
Thank you!
Thanks to you guys, it's really annoying to look for comments.
Looking at it from above, the moment you have your own comment,
I'm embarrassed and say "Ah!"
By the way, even though I was able to comment on the moment I posted the earliest,
I forgot to wake up and do it.
It may be about 10 hours ago.
Let's look it up right away.
It's a chopstick.
It's a chopstick, right?
Thank you for 550,000 comments in one day.
Thank you very much.
Eh? The comments are similar...
- They're similar in 140 cases. - Nooo!
Let's look at them.
- Ta-dah! - Okay.
- The least common one is... - This is common, isn't it?
- The least common one is... - Fischer's, huh...
- It's worse than Tokai-man. - Yeah, it's ugly.
Second place is Gyudon and...
There's a tendency of saying bad things about people who say bad things about Fischer's.
- Ah! The last comment for you, Milly. - Yes?
Was it only me who didn't have a chopstick in my mouth?
- This is about me. - What?!
- Ah, no, no, no. - Eh?
- I think so too. - Eh?
- What's up with you?! - What's up with you?!
- Masutoooka... - Tetsuya's mother is kind...
- Fischer's... - Tetsuya's mother is kind...
- As Tetsuya said, this is a good one for me. - What's up with you?!
- Where's this microphone from? Is it okay? - Ah, you're right.
- "Shibayu is always running around." - Oh!
- "When Shibayu is working, there's a risk of making a mess." - Ah, you...
- That's a good one. - No, it's not.
- "Dancing." - Eh?
- "Going to Japan." - "Going to Japan."
- There's none... - Oh...
- Oh! - Eh?
- This is me! I'm here! - Eh?!
- "7th Iron." If you try to say the name of a golf club, you'll end up saying "iron" instead of "7th."
- It's a common thing. - You can sympathize with me, right?
- What's "retweet"? What's "retweet" about?
- No, it's like, "I made a fool of myself like that." - Ah...
- 8 yen! - You can get 8 yen coins.
- Thank you very much! It's 8 yen!
- Yay! - Damn it...
- Oh, wow! There's 358 of them in here. - Oh, it's true!
- Oh, it's for real! - It's for real!
- You can still exchange it.
- Oh, wow! There's 358 of them in here. - Oh, it's true!
[Shibayu's video]
- I'm a little annoyed by this video being played. Could you please play it again?
- Oh, please don't! - Oh, please don't!
- It's like I'm infected.
- Alright, shall we announce the results? - Yes.
- Yes, mine is... - Ta-dah!
- "I'm happy that Shibayu's video came out." - Oh, it's a tie!
- "I'm happy that Shibayu's video came out." - It's a high-level line.
- I didn't expect you to share it with me.
- Next is Shibayu's. - I'm in first place in terms of synchronization.
- Next is mine. - Here you go.
- "I like you." - Oh, it's me!
- "I like you." - It's me!
- I lost! - You lost!
- The winner of "I like you" is... - The winner!
- It's a win, right? - It's a win!
- I'm glad! - It's surprising that you can win something like that.
- You've been to a lot of tournaments, right? - There are a lot of zeros.
- It's your first time earning good money, right? - Yes.
- I think you'll continue to use your current account to earn good money.
- I'm sure you'll continue to earn good money, too, but let's fight with ourselves every day.
- Let's continue to earn good money. - Goodbye!